I gave a teenager something to talk about to her mother and I'm sure to her friends last evening. Went to the grocery store yesterday evening underdressed as a woman with some light makeup on and purchase face powder, eye liner, eye shadow and mascara. There was a teenager watching from the aisle behind me. I then went in the aisle that she was in and picked up two boxes of feminine douche.
I'm sure if she look at the bottom of my jeans she could tell I was wearing nylons.